ANGELS WITH DIRTY SOULS

*castiel voice* Agent Roan

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to waste all of my potential

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

Riff Raff was right y’all.. it’s astounding….. time IS fleeting….

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

i know it's a fleeting happiness that is simply distracting from his eternal misery but it's so so so so so sooooooo nice to see dean happy

“destiel third?” as if they both wouldnt kill themselves if the other suggested a threesome

dean winchester literally sat on the floor and sobbed for hours AND ignored a phone call from brother during the end of the world.....and this is how you repay him????? thinking he'd kiss a man other than cas??????

in 2002 dean winchester was the freest and loneliest man in the world

wait you can kiss a guy without going to superhell?

I want you carnally and intensely but its okay dude its no big deal

they lobotomised him so bad to kill the man he loved and he COULDNT do it. no amount of brainwashing could ever cleanse my mind of what you mean to me <- this happened to my good friends castiel and bucky barnes

yes cowboy your masculinity is perfectly balanced between instinctive and performative now can you please bruce springs-clean your room