Fail Faster

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

I just wish someone would have joined in tho

But the fact that no one did, made the video that more amazing

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

My favorite meme is everybody knowing who Tony Hawk is but never recognizing him in public.

Suck him up so good he forgets the pussy is coming next.

“Girl, you brought pussy too???”