Vicky

While I'm out here wanting to shift to hells kitchen.

Not the one in Daredevil.

｡⁠☬ Things to script for a comedian dr (underrated Dr fr fr | thanks @hyuneskkami for the divider!)

Humour

You can carry out a joke well

Your jokes don't fall flat

You can improvise and adapt during any situation

You can add on any joke to make it funnier/more in depth

If your joke/humour is nearing/is dark humour, you can handle and tell it in a way that makes people laugh and not offended

You have good timing for the punch line of a joke

You know what tone and volume to use for a joke

You can utilize physical comedy to add and flesh out a joke

Hecklers

(person who calls something out from the audience)

You can handle and adapt to any Heckler

You can shut down a rude heckler in a humours/fun way that doesn't disturb the whole show

Or there are no rude Hecklers

Hecklers don't say anything that makes you uncomfortable/ weirded out

You can easily and smoothly shut down a Heckler that keeps interrupting without needing to stop the show to tell them to shut up

Crowd work

You can manage any answer a person tells you and adapt the joke towards it

You don't make anyone uncomfortable by picking them for the crowd work

You can tell when someone doesn't want to be picked, and who does.

You always pick a person who has an interesting answer/reaction

Joke Writing

You can come up with jokes to write

You have a wide variety of jokes

Your jokes can reach many audiences, and make audiences that can't relate laugh

You can make things that many/most people can't relate to (Fame, celebrity meetings, gender differences, living situations...) funny

You can spot the humour in everyday situations, human behavior, and other things that might seem mundane or annoying.

You know how to utilize wordplay to its extent

You know how and can carry out a long(er) joke out with success

You don't steal jokes and people don't steal jokes for you (at least without anybody noticing)

Skits

You can write a skit that successfully carries out the jokes written in it

You can write good characters and can develop a good feel to the skit that fits the jokes in it

You can act well, and can deliver the joke perfectly

Others present in the skit can deliver the jokes and can act accordingly to the feel of the skit

You can create a good premise for the skit that is not only funny but creative and original

The dialogue fits well into the sketch without sounding forced

You can adapt and add on to other comedy writers that you colab with

Outside of shows

People often comment how you're just as funny as you are on stage

You can interact well and can lift up the mood in a room

You have great fan interactions that leave people liking you more

You are often invited to lead ceremonies like the Oscars

People don't treat you just like an object for their entertainment, they are aware that you're a person like everyone else

Celebrities/ Well-known people you make jokes about during your show don't feel offended by your jokes

You are known for your extremely quick wit