｡☬ Things to script for a comedian dr (underrated Dr fr fr | thanks @hyuneskkami for the divider!)
You can carry out a joke well
Your jokes don't fall flat
You can improvise and adapt during any situation
You can add on any joke to make it funnier/more in depth
If your joke/humour is nearing/is dark humour, you can handle and tell it in a way that makes people laugh and not offended
You have good timing for the punch line of a joke
You know what tone and volume to use for a joke
You can utilize physical comedy to add and flesh out a joke
(person who calls something out from the audience)
You can handle and adapt to any Heckler
You can shut down a rude heckler in a humours/fun way that doesn't disturb the whole show
Or there are no rude Hecklers
Hecklers don't say anything that makes you uncomfortable/ weirded out
You can easily and smoothly shut down a Heckler that keeps interrupting without needing to stop the show to tell them to shut up
You can manage any answer a person tells you and adapt the joke towards it
You don't make anyone uncomfortable by picking them for the crowd work
You can tell when someone doesn't want to be picked, and who does.
You always pick a person who has an interesting answer/reaction
You can come up with jokes to write
You have a wide variety of jokes
Your jokes can reach many audiences, and make audiences that can't relate laugh
You can make things that many/most people can't relate to (Fame, celebrity meetings, gender differences, living situations...) funny
You can spot the humour in everyday situations, human behavior, and other things that might seem mundane or annoying.
You know how to utilize wordplay to its extent
You know how and can carry out a long(er) joke out with success
You don't steal jokes and people don't steal jokes for you (at least without anybody noticing)
You can write a skit that successfully carries out the jokes written in it
You can write good characters and can develop a good feel to the skit that fits the jokes in it
You can act well, and can deliver the joke perfectly
Others present in the skit can deliver the jokes and can act accordingly to the feel of the skit
You can create a good premise for the skit that is not only funny but creative and original
The dialogue fits well into the sketch without sounding forced
You can adapt and add on to other comedy writers that you colab with
People often comment how you're just as funny as you are on stage
You can interact well and can lift up the mood in a room
You have great fan interactions that leave people liking you more
You are often invited to lead ceremonies like the Oscars
People don't treat you just like an object for their entertainment, they are aware that you're a person like everyone else
Celebrities/ Well-known people you make jokes about during your show don't feel offended by your jokes
You are known for your extremely quick wit
