tis me, the bog witch

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

Yeah we are just a couple of golden retrievers that lay on the couch and heave a heavy sigh and then see each other and go absolutely wiggly bonkers

The difference between professionals and the general population is that if professionals are asked for evidence of their opinion, they’d know where to find it.

Eternally fascinated by the people who are like “Yeah I really hate this thing but Im keeping with it through the end because I always have to finish books/shows/movies I start.” Unrelatable. I can’t even finish series that I like.

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

well maybe my path to getting revenge wouldn't be so bloody and destructive if people didn't keep getting in my way to lecture me about how bloody and destructive a path it is

you take up a sword to kill one guy and suddenly everyone thinks it's a smart idea to get on your nerves. come on people.

i love when i plug the charger into the wall and see a little spark but i survive. we live so close to dying every day. and in this terror our hearts only delight