Going through security..
Sec: Are these drugs yours?
Me: Wait let me check.. nah I dont think they are
Sec: Aha are you sure?
Me: Yeah it's okay you can take them.
Sec: Take them? Yeah I'll just down someone else's drugs with vodka eh. That's never ended badly.
Me: aha yeah we've all been there
Mom: aha no we haven't .. she takes a lot of drugs but those ones aren't hers. You could sell them if you don't wanna try them?
Sec: uumm
Me: yep thanks we'll just go now















