We got another one

sourdough really do be like that

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

POV: you’re inside a tube of YSL lipstick (Bare Burgundy)

POV: youre a valentino white bag and lipstick was spilled inside you

i want to hide in a box to relieve stress

cats make perfect sense actually

I would think cats would realize knocking stuff off causes us to get angry at them, as they just broke a bowl we paid good money for.

Bold of you to assume cats don’t find it amusing to break our shit

Breathe

Spy Kids is a national treasure

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

How did mark ruffalo age 20 years in 4

How did Paul Rudd age -2 years in 4

Me too 😭

This needs to be on ESPN

Why this shit look fun as fuck?

This looks awesome oh shit!!!!

I was on the EDGE of my seat

BMO stares death in the face

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

this will never not be funny

they got her :(

I’m sorry I can’t hear you from down there