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pourquoi a chaque fois c'est en anglais je l'ai veux en français 🙏🙏😣😭
L'anglais touche tout le monde sur Tumblr... enfin quasiment tout le monde pour le coup. Utilise des traducteurs en ligne, mais tu n'y couperas pas, le contenu luigi Mansion sera presque toujours en anglais... :(
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Amadeus: you know, I am all for the: "let others be stupid so you can shine twice more" but this is getting riduculous.
Clem after watching all the seasons of Keeping up with the Kardashian in one week: Whaaaat? Oh my gaaawwwd; you think my glasses aren't big enough to go with this prada bag?!
Hellen: So uh... you wanna talk about it?
King boo: Nah, you forked* up my plan. Nothing much to add.
Hellen: I meant wanna talk about your inability to curse.
King boo: I curse!
Hellen, Amadeus and Luigi: no; you don't.
Serpci: look its easy: F...Uuuuu....ck.
King boo: fu....rniture.
Steward: mmh I have an easier: dick..
King boo: ...ctionnary.
Luigi: Imagine you hit your little toe on the corner of the table.
King boo: Fucking dickhead, son of a bitch. Your mom is the biggest hoe of the dark moon's valley!
Serpci: Damn man. Breath. It's momma done nothing to you.
Luigi: What do you think about when you can't sleep?
King boo: Me winning against you mostly. Sometimes about how my dad was a... bag full of ships who never supported my real dream.
Luigi: What was your real dream?
King boo: to be a classic dancer. Dancing ballet! I would wear lovely outfit and nice shoes.
Luigi: But you don't have legs... how would you ballet without legs?
King boo crying: You sound exactly like that big fat oreo.
King boo *looking around the devasted hotel*: You see, the good thing is....
Steward: Insurance will cover that?
King boo: No... The good thing is that none's dead.
Steward: We are already dead...We are ghosts!
King boo: Well sorry for trying to lighten the mood!
*Hellen crying in the background*: I don't even know what insurance is.
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boop
He "boop" the floof. Amen.
Did you miss me?
Clem entering the 4th floor: Amy! Did you miss me old pal?
Amadeus: Unfortunaly, yes. Quite a lot. But don't worry my aim is getting better. *Throws a harpoon on a pic of Clem kissing his duckie*. Shit I failed again.
Do you think she noticed me?
Hellen: So why is Chambrella unconscious again?
Steward: So basicaly Johnny asked us how he could confess his love...
Kruller: ...and we told him to be himself...
Clem: and to think of it like a water polo tournament...
Johnny: which i took kind of literaly. So i threw a ball with a note saying *I love you, notice me!* right in her face... Do you think she noticed me?
Amadeus: haha, if she hasn't before, she will notice you from now on.
Can you believe it?!
Steward: He bit me! Can you believe it?!
Clem: If you touch my duckies, you must face the consequences.
Steward: For fuck sake you told me to touch it because it was soft!!!!
Amadeus whispering to steward: you better get tested. We don't know where he has been before Hellen adopted him.
Dirty little secrets... P1
*In the dinning room*
Steward yawning: mornin' guys.... gosh i slept so badly yesterday, Gloria kept going with her disco songs till 4 AM...
Clem: i was able to sleep around 3 AM in the bottom of my boiler storage, you should come... Kruller you too budy... Hey bro wake up, don't sleep in your cereals!
Kruller: yeeeesssss....
Chef Soufflé: We need to do something guys. And by we I mean Steward needs to confront her!
Dr. Potter: I agree, my plants are all restless!
*Serpci and Gloria entering the kitchen*
Serpci: For fuck sake Kruller, if you don't turn your shitty music down around midnight tonight, I swear to the gods, I mommify you and throw you at my snakes for dinner!
Kruller: ME? ITS GLORIA WHO'S AT FAULT!
Gloria: Me? I was with Serpci, Hellen is currently having goobs reparing my discotheque! Remember? Luigi did vacuum it!
Steward: wait what? If its not you, then who is it?!
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Clem: How could I be so blind? Of course I must have been in love with Hellen for so long...
Amadeus: Well she was deaf enough to enjoy listening to your lullaby. Don't be too hard on yourself, you are both unworthy.
Clem: At first I felt insulted but you know what? I actualy feel better now!
Get out!
Clem: You know, everyone think Amadeus is mean but if you want my opinion as a doctor who studied on psychology simulator for 10 minutes, I just think he is a lonely soul. Look i am going to slightly open his bedroom and say hello to him, you will instantly get how much attention he nee...
Amadeus: GET OUT you fucking piece of trash; its 3 AM!
What are we eating?
Steward: Hey guys any idea what's for dinner?
Chambrella: Chef Soufflé said we can have anything we want.
Clem: a girlfriend?
Amadeus: a new piano?
Kruller: a hot body?
Steward: being cool.
Chambrella: I think you guys didn't get the point.
You are hired!
Hellen: I need somoene who can handle the boiler of my hotel. Do you have any experience in that field?
Clem: I think my resume speaks for itself, I am the best you can have for that job.
Hellen: you gave me a duckie with your name when I asked for your resume.
Clem: Exactly. I don't want money. Just duckies. Basicaly, I will work for free and..
Hellen: You are hired!
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Clem: and that's how she did engage me. Smart uh?
Steward: No way you are paid with duckies... OMG I am not even paid!
Hellen: I am not an obsessed woman.
Luigi: lol.
Amadeus: lol.
Steward: lol.
Chef soulfflé: lol.
Clem: lol.
The one thousand painting/statues/snowballs/origami of king boo: lol.
King boo: extra lol.
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King boo: Everyone think luigi is the one scared in the relationship... but let me tell you a secret: he is the scary one. Not me. Just look at him!
*Luigi is preparaing breakfast. He takes a bowl, puts the Milk and then puts the Kellogg's inside.*
King boo: Oh god I cannot look at it. YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!
King boo: You know he isn't interested in me anymore... i feel like he doesn't see the real me at all.
Clem disguised as a psychologist: When did that lost of interest begin?
King boo: I don't know exactly... around the end of the 3rd game? All he wants is the money from the adventures *starts crying*
Clem lending a tissue: Its okay, let it out. Feel free to pet my duckie if it makes you feel better. Luigi we heard king boo's opinion; may we hear yours?
Luigi: He tried to put me in a painting and failed 3 times. Its not that I am not interested, just that i am expecting it. Plus he is a boo.
King boo yelling: So what if i am a boo?!
Luigi: You will look away the very moment I will start to look at you.
King boo: That isn't tr...
*luigi looks at him*
King Boo: Please doctor make him stop I cannot stand it.
