Steven Stone

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

me playing sports

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

"babe wake up we gotta watch yugioh"

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

idk, most of the points are right - but the Snape point feels a little off. audiences aren’t silly - they understand that the section was taken from Snape’s memories and thus would be bias to portraying James that way. he was neither saint nor villain. 

Trust me the Snape point is not off. Only a small fraction of people I’ve encountered understand/acknowledge the bias in those scenes. I mean the fact that a lot of people believed Snape to be Harry’s real father after watching the movies kind of said it all.