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stevenseagal

its not morning until i sleep

but hey

sup

maryamatory-deactivated20160123

Isn’t sleep impo+rtant to+ humans?

stevenseagal

yeah usually

gotta spend like a third of your life doing that shit

maryamatory-deactivated20160123

Go+o+d mo+rning Dave.

stevenseagal

its not morning until i sleep

but hey

sup

you know sometimes i gotta wonder like would i still be a dude if i didnt grow up basically getting constantly bombarded with all the shit about how being a chick is somehow bad what if im just like a max level tomboy or some shit idk

stevenseagal

this is ellen paige

autokrates

Yes Dave, I googled them.

I can say that I’m not really getting the mental image though

Maybe I should try putting them in one of those baby websites

stevenseagal

im on mobile

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stevenseagal

super advanced aliens

never got around to inventing fish google

autokrates

Listen here

Humans are weird

stevenseagal

this is ellen paige

stevenseagal

i look like

uh

honestly i look like the love child of ellen page and mary winstead in rad shades

autokrates

I have no idea who either of those people are, tbh

stevenseagal

super advanced aliens

never got around to inventing fish google

stevenseagal

uh

both

i mean

the dominion looks like a dragon and turns better now

thats kinda sexy right

autokrates

Yeah that’s a pretty sexy spaceship, I’d ride it.

IDEK what you look like so I can’t give you an honest answer to what I think of your potential sexiness vs nonsexiness.

stevenseagal

i look like

uh

honestly i look like the love child of ellen page and mary winstead in rad shades

autokrates

Did you make a sexy spaceship or are you asking if I think you’re hot

stevenseagal

uh

both

i mean

the dominion looks like a dragon and turns better now

thats kinda sexy right

#yeah basically #gonna die sooner or later #might as well have fun until then

oh fuck

i just realized

its ‘gypped’

that word is racist as fuck

holy shit

#racism

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autokrates

TODAY I ACTUALLY SAW 3 TRUCKS CARRYING BREAD. FUCKING BREAD. AND OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE DAVE'S.

@stevenseagal

Are you seeing this shit

stevenseagal

i fucking love bread

id eat it all day if i could

autokrates

Nah, your legacy is Cool Spaceship Dave

For now.

stevenseagal

i can live with that

what about hot spaceship dave

#i dunno #maybe #or maybe i get hit by a falling paint bucket from some guy on a roof #or whatever #point being #life is full of stupid random final destination bullshit #and im not gonna get jipped out of a good time because of it

maryamatory-deactivated20160123

Sto+p breaking space, Dave! I have to+ clean that!

stevenseagal

shit sorry

my bad

#comfy shirt though

autokrates

I do

They’re seared into my brain forever

stevenseagal

cool

thats gonna be my legacy i guess

weird euphemisms dave

#technically #like #everything is a deadly risk #especially for me #i could choke to death on toast #and then all the being careful in the world wouldnt mean shit #lion for a day is better than a lamb for 100 years #or however that saying goes

maryamatory-deactivated20160123

I sent it. Ho+pefully it go+t there alright? I wo+nder ho+w lo+ng it’ll take.

stevenseagal

its here

i heard the internal logic of the plot bend when it got here

oh shit there goes the fourth wall too

give it a sec

itll go back to normal

i think

honestly i dont know but it sounded like a good thing to say

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autokrates

the terms you come up with….

stevenseagal

honestly i dont even remember most of the earlier ones

#am i moving too fast #like #dont wanna creep you out #or make you uncomfortable or whatever

voidemort-moving

nah no

stevenseagal

okay

#hey just checking #weird thing to bring up

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