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lmao this guy was mocking girls soccer and asked “what kind of kitchen do they use haha” and i looked at this guy straight in the eye and said “a butcher shop”

How long did it take you to come up with this story that absolutely never happened?

Also, a butcher shop isn’t a kitchen- plus saying your soccer team is a butcher shop sounds absolutely retarded. You could have said something like “One that’s gonna kick [your] ass [if you don’t shut up]” or something along those lines.

and you sound really disrespectful when you say an ableist slur but i mean god forbid I didn’t say a clever enough comeback in the span of ten seconds

Oh no, ableism. Something I don’t really care about. In other news, what you said is really *stupid* (don’t want to cut into that thin skin, now do we?). There’s no point in sharing your story. It’s really fucking dumb, and makes you sound really fucking *stupid*.

ah everything makes sense now i see you are sad trash looking to be angry about things. bye now!

Why are you all so upset about this? She just made a joke about a guy being rude.

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

fun fact: some of jim carrey’s scripts literally contain the phrase “jim carrey proceeds to act like jim carrey”

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY THANK U

I can’t fucking deal