Please don't follow me

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

Minerva, holding a lush bag: Listen, I know we don't always get along with each other but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So whenever you're feeling stressed and you need a bath, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over.

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!