tessaract

you're not truly playing d&d until you've been at that table for 5 hours and somebody's ass hurts, while another player is shitting out the takeout pizza you ordered, and somebody's taken off their sweater mid combat because of the pit sweat

in high school i had a huge crush on this girl who was more emo than i was back then, in a much cooler way. one time during recess she asked me about my favourite singer/band and i naturally said "panic" and i guess it was noisy, she misheard me even though i repeated myself. anyways long story short she thought i said "tupac" and the next day she brought me a hastily drawn tupac portrait with the words "never forget" written on it

post-transition, trans women turn into greek muses and trans men turn into like... teachers...

the three nightmares of every DM ever: 20 charisma bard, any druid multiclass, and the wizard who stops casting fireball

d&d parties usually consist of: strong woman, convicted criminal, most beautiful person alive, horny™, orphan

a dhl driver just catcalled me and said wanna see my package? no bro i want to get my fucking package delivered it's been two weeks and the mania is about to hit again