From now until the darkness claims us

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch

on nights when the veil is thin u can read rpf on jstor

@jstor thank you

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one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

No, that's not a collar and leash... Is our red string of fate taking physical form.

love love LOVE that not-nikki’s face is obscured in so many shots like yes that is a Body Without Its Original Inhabitant ‼️

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

I really really like it when the character hates her old self so much like yes girl!!!! I love the way you want the old version of you dead and how you don't want to think about how she shaped you as the person you are now🥰🥰🥰

make me a tiny bed, I'm moving in