it's pitch dark

task manager kill this man

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

You could power every modern day computer with how much Ada Lovelace rolls in her grave every time people talk about "girl math."

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i’m on vacation

I think about this post every time I wash my sheets

i dont "use" tumblr im just here

#this is my room

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

actually it’s complete bullshit that humans can’t simply eat 14,000 calories in one sitting and then just not be hungry for a week. that’s a major design flaw and I want to speak with a customer representative

ajsjdhks what’s the atheist version of this?

*holds a gun up to the sky* can i speak with your manager

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

You're laughing, he confessed to your grandmothers murder and you're laughing.