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probably one of the happiest sounds is when your pet comes running for you and you can hear the little pat pats of their feet on the floor

we’re deleting all of your blogs because you’re all nerds. get a life

Do you ever enter shock when you scroll to the end of a post like this and see no caption calling it the absolute worst thing of all time?

Hate to be a grammar nazi, but you misspelled “best” almost beyond the point of recognition

Well, ok then

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

I just lost like three followers. Really, what did you expect from a blog named “I-am-an-adult-I-swear”?Briefcases? Taxes?

perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along. 

This is called sexual harassment.

Why would you even say that??? That’s disgusting

afterwards he said “I’m gay though, it’s okay!” like no, sexual harassment is never okay

Ugh…he’s such a piece of garbage. 

this is such a classic example of how sexual harassment is literally designed to dehumanize and degrade women and keep us in our place and is not about sex at all

this is a classic example of gay men thinking they get a pass on sexual harassment because “haha i’m gay so i wouldn’t ACTUALLY want to do that to you”.

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COVER EVER I THINK.

just casually reblogging this for the 48929294929th time

They have her in exactly the same pose as the men, and with an equally serious headline. This is my favorite magazine cover ever.

Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.

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THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES