silly love songs doesn't suck

in case no one has told you lately: i’m so proud of how much progress you’ve made this year

how lucky we are to return to a warm bed from the cold

you can tell paul had it from the very beginning. he was on the ed sullivan show about to perform in front of millions of americans for the first time. the others still seemed reserved but paul mccartney came out fucking bouncing bobbing his jelly round head long anime girl legs giving disney knees before either of those concepts were a thing singing oh yeah i'll tell you something. and he did. without care. through grainy static filled screens he captured the souls of thousands of women so fast that 60 years later i am typing this on tumblr. just raw star power.

pirate watching people jump off a diving board: yarr. be they walking the plank... by choice?