Stephanie Brady

what kind of turtle is this

Ryan is my spirit animal

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

me @ marvel: yes hi hello i’d like to sign up for the role of a screaming woman who gets picked up and saved by thor do we have a deal

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

my aesthetic is students at the library who have all their study materials out but are blatantly Not Studying