loner

I’m sitting here with a case of beer and no one to share it with, this is an incredibly sad night.

Don't know if this makes you feel better but I literally spend every night like this.

I promise you’ll have a fun time. I’m pretty fun off and on the clock by the way so no worries.

I'm coutin' on you this time, Jay.

I don’t think anyone wants to be that sad and lonely…geez. You should at least try drinking at the bar I work at. I can keep the losers at bay.

I don't know. Okay, so I will come if you can promise me that I'll have fun. Cause if I don't I'll probably never go out again.

"Come on, it’s not that bad…Is it?"

There's nothing you can't get out of with a smile and a good lie. Believe me.

Like I said, boring. It’s healthy to change up your routine, you know.

Don't tell what to do!

Eh who knows? Maybe you’ll find good company when you least expect it.

I hope so! I don't wanna end up like one of those people who die in their house and nobody notices until there comes a weird smell out of it three weeks after.

I get that, sounds to me like you’re having trouble finding good company.

Seems so. But at this point I'm too tired and frustrated to bother with anyone.

You must lead a boring life if that was the highlight.

What? No! It's not boring, in fact I've always lived like this.

Whoa, don’t party too hard there.

I just prefer drinking on my own than with boring people. Better alone than in bad company.

Whatever floats your boat, I guess. But doesn’t that get boring after awhile?

It does actually. But I don't think I'm much of a party animal. I'm quite content with loneliness.

Oh, who’s it well-known by? You and your animal friends? That’s funny.

That's still more friends than you have. You're just a generic bitch and it's really boring.

Every day? That sounds boring. Do you ever do anything exciting?

Staying home alone drinking an entire bottle of wine is a proper exciting evening to me.

I was planning on staying in today but Netflix isn’t working so now I have nothing to do. Great.

Sounds a lot like me every day.

I can show you it sometime! It’s really relaxed most of the time.

That sounds great, actually.