no scrubs

If people donate, it still raises some money for it. I had fun doing it regardless.

I mean, live your life. Whatever. I'd just rather be watching hot celebrity guys get all wet.

Maybe you should go read a book instead of getting a tan. It’s well known that it would help you a lot more than the Arizona sun.

Oh, who's it well-known by? You and your animal friends? That's funny.

Exactly. Did you do it?

No, I don't think normal people doing it makes much of a difference. Plus I just don't care enough.

Exactly, I knew you’d get it. It actually has raised so much money too!

See, people just want to get upset about something. I fucking knew it.

You really don’t look like you need a tan.

Oh, just because you're pasty doesn't mean the rest of us are so unfortunate.

I have to. It’s the only good thing about this place.

It's keeping me perma-tan so I can't hate too hard but I don't know if I'd go that far.

Well, hello there.

Someone's enjoying the Arizona sunshine.

I don’t know about anyone else but I really enjoying certain people’s ice bucket challenges.

The people complaining about it are stupid. Why wouldn't I want to see wet, shirtless men?

Yeah, school isn’t my thing. Thank god college isn’t mandatory.

Number one reason I'm not going.

When you work at a grocery store, you can't chill about these things.

You’d be lost without me. 

My life would be so much easier without you nagging me, actually.

You only say that because they're not bugging you. I hate their stupid faces and their loud-ass voices. I want them off my streets.

No, Charlie would be there too and he would laugh at you because you’d be crying like a baby. 

Crying for you? Now that's a little far-fetched, isn't it?

Don't do it. You'll probably die and then I'll be the only one at your funeral.

School being in session means high school kids annoying me even more. I want it as far away from me as possible.

All of these back to school ads are stressing me out. Summer isn’t over yet! I can’t imagine how I would feel if I was actually going back to school next month.

And to think I was actually considering taking a few classes at Haven U. That's a joke.

That’s a solid plan. They wouldn’t stand a chance against us.

Two grown-ass women beating up little children. How impressive.