Meh

I don’t know. Okay, so I will come if you can promise me that I’ll have fun. Cause if I don’t I’ll probably never go out again.

I promise you'll have a fun time. I'm pretty fun off and on the clock by the way so no worries.

Oh, don’t worry. I would have shown them with or without your permission.

Rude. Just don't make the water too cold, lady.

I hope so! I don’t wanna end up like one of those people who die in their house and nobody notices until there comes a weird smell out of it three weeks after.

I don't think anyone wants to be that sad and lonely...geez. You should at least try drinking at the bar I work at. I can keep the losers at bay.

Seems so. But at this point I’m too tired and frustrated to bother with anyone.

Eh who knows? Maybe you'll find good company when you least expect it.

I just prefer drinking on my own than with boring people. Better alone than in bad company.

I get that, sounds to me like you're having trouble finding good company.

I get to dump a bucket of ice water over your head and all I have to do is donate to charity? Perfect. It’s a win-win situation.

Any time I'm not paying for anything is a good time. I'll even let you show it off to the folks at work.

The highlight of today was leaving my house and going for a walk. Maybe I should do this more often.

Whoa, don't party too hard there.

Or I could dump ice cold water on your head instead.

Sweet, we'll make it a joint donation, I do the ice water and you pay the money. I mean anything for charity right?

How exactly do you suggest I do that?

You can take the Ice Bucket Challenge and I could pour ice on your head.

I was planning on staying in today but Netflix isn’t working so now I have nothing to do. Great.

That's kinda depressing and very boring. Spice up your life, lady.

Pre-med classes. 

That sounds hard and very boring. 

Still an old man.

Please, don't you have like protractors to buy or something? What kind of classes are you taking anyway?

True, but they should know about the greatness that is waking up at 12 pm instead of 7 am. It's about the best thing ever if I do say so myself.

Ah, I forgot, you’re like fifty.

Excuse me, I prefer to consider myself 22 going on 30.

All of these back to school ads are stressing me out. Summer isn’t over yet! I can’t imagine how I would feel if I was actually going back to school next month.

Stressed, then annoyed, then happy to see your friends and finally ecstatic because you have to sit by that hot guy in home room. Something like that.

You tell 'em Ollie. One day they'll be free and basically everyday is summer vacation at that point.

Am I the only one excited to start school?

Yeah? Back in my day, kids hated that first day back of school.