I'm real, I swear

Yknow when you see a post and you're like "oh I have to reblog this for The Mutual" and then you scroll up and you see that the one who reblogged it is The Mutual

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

ads should not be able to

i could be your deadbeat tumblr mutual

Just finished watching spider man, I’m unavailable for the next few weeks.

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

literally there’s so much joy to be found in being earnest. so much happiness in being sincere. anyone who tells you otherwise is just trying to get company for their misery.

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it