Stellar

Michael: Minimuka, get out of my way!

Kara: I'm just...full of hate

Michael: WHY AM I UNDER THE FUCKING BRIDGE! NOXCREW! Cool, Dream just lapped me. He actually lapped me.

Burren: Tell him you're not going to play on DreamSMP anymore.

Michael: Well, Tubbo is in last so I have that over Tubbo, okay.

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Krtzyy: Dude, everyone is playing so well. I literally haven't missed a beat -

Michael: Yeah, EVERYBODY'S PLAYING FUCKING GREAT. I'M SO HAPPY FOR EVERYBODY. SON OF A BITCH

Burren: Michael, I hope I can lap you. It'll be a massive ego boost.

Michael: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!? Dude, oh my god

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Michael: I don't know how the FUCK Tubbo hasn't gotten to me yet. But that's - I mean, Tubbo, you either suck THAT FUCKING BAD or you got disconnected, and if you got disconnected then I'm really bad

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Michael: The MCC reddit's going to have a fucking field day with this one. 'Michael McChill fucking really does suck, and he was the weak link this time around too! I hope he fucking DIES, dude, Michael deserves death, he deserves nothing but fucking death and not happiness. I hope his fiancee fucking leaves him for nothing and fucking, I hope he just has a terrible goddamn day. He fucking sucks at MCC, and the first one was a fluke, and MCC 1 doesn't fucking count. Maybe it counts for Dave or something because he's almost fucking S-tier player- He's a fucking B-tier player like you know, he's really close to S-tier, but I mean like GOGY

Burren: Michael

Michael: 'GOGY played in half the games that he has and fucking GOGY just, GOGY doesn't fuck up. GOGY doesn't fuck up as much as Michael does, but I guess it's cause he's in the PVP community. And you know, Michael just fucking not doing well. But he's a good supporting player teammate, I mean he does good fucking callouts and shit sometimes, but then Michael just sits there, and he's like WHAT!? Like what the final fucking- You'd think he doesn't know where he is half of the fucking game. FUCK YOU

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Michael: Hey, Noxcrew, put that on your fucking twitter. [laughing]

Krtzy: It'll be like 'Happy Birthday, Michael McChill!', and it's just-

Michael: PLEASE! PLEASE! Please! If I see this in fucking nine months I will SHIT my pants. Please!

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Burren: Hey, Michael, you're...almost there?

Michael: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW! I FUCKING- AW, THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME. Aw, that's fucking great. I'm just not- Cool, man. I fucking- I don't like Minecraft anway! That's why I play Runescape now, and I quit everything else.

Krtzyy: You got it. You have enought time, Michael.

Michael: I FUCKING HATE MINECRAFT!

Burren: Michael. You have twelve seconds. You got this.

Krtzyy: [urgently] Michael, you gotta go fast, man. I don't wanna alarm you, but there's someone right on your tail. Tubbo's on your-

Michael: TUBBO'S NOT ON MY fucking tail.

Burren: TUBBO IS ON YOUR ASS, BRO!

Krtzyy: [unconvincingly] No, no, he's not. He's so far away. He's so far away. He's so far away.

Burren: You're getting literally snuck up on right now.

Michael: MOTHERFUCKER! NO! NO! [incomprehensible screaming rage sounds]

Burren: Do you wanna go to therapy later? To talk about this?

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