you are the star

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

i’ve had this queued since last christmas eve

I hate scrolling down my dash and seeing all these heart breaking personal posts about how much people’s family’s hate them and laugh at them during the holidays. Guess what? I’m you family now Your dad’s being a jerk? I’m your new dad now. Your mom? Guess who’s your new mom. Grandma? Grandpa? Aunt? Uncle? All me. I’m all your family and I will love you forever.

i am 110% here for holiday support cause sometimes we just need it. maybe someone’s there for you, maybe they aren’t so nice. maybe you’d rather have more company to share in the festivities. consider me your new gay cousin.

WASN’T GONNA REBLOG THIS BUT THEN I READ WHAT costumeswift SAID WHICH MADE IT NECESSARY TO REBLOG

EVERY TIME I NEED TO I JUST CANT PASS 

Something magical i hope

I CANT PASS THIS

please.

Yeah yeah

It's Mr. Hat 2.0

I’m going to stretch this to all people tackling exams in the coming days/weeks. YOU. CAN. DO. THIS. *high-five*

if i was a gym leader, anonymously give me my gym’s typing and my ace pokemon

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

I’m never having kids. Ever.

I have never hit the reblog button so fast in my life. Holy shit.

As a mother of three let me just say; Kids ain’t for everyone.