baby, be the life of the party

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

when I say “be safe” I say that shit from the bottom of my heart

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."