Literature is my Utopia

This is going to look great on my “look at me I’m a pretentious twat” bookshelf.

But then… the first few sentences read:

“In 1875 delegates of the Oxford University Press proposed to me that I should undertake the compilation of a new Latin-English Lexicon, of something the same compass as the Greek-English Lexicon of Liddell and Scott. I acceded to the proposal in the expectation, for which I had at the time what appeared to be good grounds, that I should obtain adequate assistance in the work. My hopes were, however, disappointed.”

Ouch.

He goes on to detail how he spent 12 years working on A all by himself. Then the university asked him to publish what he had, so he threw together the rest of the book, clearly caring less and less the further he got in the alphabet - the entire Q section has four entries - and published… this.

Obviously this is going straight onto my pretentious twat shelf as a goofy conversation starter, but it is interesting and potentially useful if obscure Latin words are your thing. (Did you know “ramen” is a hapax legomenon meaning “a small chip or shaving”?)

Book Club - June 2026 Read

For Pride month 🏳️‍🌈, my unhinged family is reading a queer, whodunnit mystery with Timothee Chameleon looking Victorian emancipated child Zebedee and his cadaverous looking Owen Wilson ex-boyfriend, Gideon.

This exquisite imagery is brought to you by the beautiful mind of our youngest child @mangoslixes 🙌🏻