Simply Stephanie;;

Cute Dog Takes a Second to Understand Joke, but Enjoys it Anyway

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

I hate that fucking kid in every class who’s like “Im double jointed in my arm” and then takes his arm out and swings it around or whatever like chill dude

Why isn’t the photo attached?

ryan reynolds is the most relatable man in hollywood

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

while the computer is what now

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

When offered free pizza at a social gathering, I eat two slices max. At home, I probably average six slices.