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I hope every single politician who votes for permanent daylight savings has to start their work day before sunrise every single winter until they vote for permanent standard time
None of those dumbasses ever had to leave for the school bus at 6:30 in the morning when the sun doesn't rise for another twenty minutes and there's still a few weeks until the winter solstice and it shows
If we'd been on permanent daylight savings, the sun wouldn't have risen for over another hour
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Really looking forward to the hysterectomy in September
Like, would be cool if I could ever make it a decade without some sort of surgery, but I am really looking forward to not dealing with period cramps any more
It is really fucking stupid that period cramps can hurt badly enough that they interfere with one's ability to sleep
yeahhh I lied.
one more time, HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!
aaand gooodnight.
e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
give me two gifs
of critters in clover
then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER
I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.
How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:
Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:
also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut out his mic.
Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.
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5 0 Y E A R S A G O
Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩🚀🌛
So it turns out in my game of Pokémon Legends Z-A in French, I unknowingly made it so that the Z-A Royale has a Cinder, a Cendro, and a Cendrie participating in it
Whoops
if anyone figures out an actual fix for broken circadian rhythms, I need you to tell me
I would like to function on a 24-hour schedule like most of the world is able to
...and in Pokémon White 2, I just had an npc visitor visit all eight stores in Join Avenue? I've never had that happen before, what the hell
So it turns out in my game of Pokémon Legends Z-A in French, I unknowingly made it so that the Z-A Royale has a Cinder, a Cendro, and a Cendrie participating in it
Whoops
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so, some time before I turned 6, I managed to figure out the technique for making people across a room hear you clearly without shouting
unfortunately, thanks to the fact that half my family cannot fucking hear me half the time unless I'm doing this, I have never actually figured out how to stop?
so now my mother routinely thinks I'm shouting when I'm not and still hasn't quite gotten it into her head that maybe she is part of why I am like this
The more French I manage to pick up, the more I wonder if the reason just about everyone was bad at it in 6th grade was because having a large English vocabulary can really help with French and the average 6th grader does not have the best vocabulary
Huh. Bad year for Republican Senators, apparently.
So can we find out for sure what's up with McConnell now or are we just gonna be in a weird limbo for forever
It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.
Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.
Shitposting at its finest.
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Every now and then I get to hear/see people call colours things that make me wonder if they need to get their colour vision checked or if nobody knows what a colour actually is
For instance!
In the Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC, you can get the outfits of a handful of characters, including Jacinthe.
This is Jacinthe. She is wearing a light purple. Purple, not pink. (I have seen her outfit described as pink before.)
You can get her outfit in two different colours, one called lilac (y'know, a purple, the one Jacinthe wears) and another called shell pink.
Shell pink is remarkably orange and honestly not super pink! That's very definitely closer to orange than it is to red.
Is this like. A part of the colour wheel that people are bad at? Am I just more aware that colour names actually mean things?
What's going on here.
STEP FOUR: Extortion, extortion, extortion.
