Paradoxes aren't relevent, by their very nature

“That’s a lot of blood…” 

“That’s not good…” 

“I think that’s more than a little cut.”

“You’re looking rather pale.”

“You’re bleeding!”

“That doesn’t look good…” 

“I don’t think that’s suppose to come out.” 

“That’s a bit of an interesting angle for that to go at.” 

“How do I get it to stop?!” 

“How are you still standing?!”

“Don’t get up, you’ll make it worse.” 

“What happened to you?”

“I can’t feel my fingers anymore…” 

“Everything hurts.” 

“Is everything supposed to go dark?”

“Ow, yeah, okay, that’s starting to hurt.” 

“It’s just a cut.” 

“I’ve had worse.” 

“You’re bleeding all over my floor!” 

“You better not die on me.” 

“They got a lucky shot…” 

“Next time don’t call me to come over only to find you in a pool of your own blood!” 

“You need to keep pressure on it.” 

“Don’t move!” 

“That looks nasty.” 

“Am I dying?” 

((Feel free to change whatever feels necessary!))

“If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?”

“If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.”

“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”

“I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish [x] was dead.”

“Lord help me, I’m just not that bright.”

“I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.”

“Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”

“[x], it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”

“I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?”

“Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.”

“No matter how good you are at something, there’s always about a million people better than you.”

“[x], with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!”

“[x], this ticket doesn’t just give me a seat. It also gives me the right, no, the duty to make a complete ass of myself.”

“Hey, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”

“Forty seconds? But I want it now!”

“There you go again, always taking someone else’s side. [x], the water department, God…”

“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”

“I’m a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.”

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”

“If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.”

“Now [x], since you broke [x]’s teeth, he gets to break yours.”

“Pffft, English. Who needs that. I’m never going to England.”

“When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”

“Yes, honey…Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.”

“Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.”

“I don’t have to be careful. I got a gun.”

“They’re my only escape from the drudgery of work and family … No offense.”

“Now, remember! As far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.”

“Being popular is the most important thing in the world!”

“Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene’.”

“Heh, heh. [x], vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”

“When a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.”

“And there’s nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.”

“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”

“Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!”

“Ooh, look at me! I’m making people happy! I’m the magical man from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way: I was being sarcastic.”

“I hope I didn’t brain my damage.”

“You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”

“If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.”

“I’ve always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is— and it’s me.”

(no, no problem at all. i just find you ….unique, for lack of a better term. it’s not common to see a cerulean blood that isn’t murderous, sadistic, or insufferable in someway. you seem…..pretty chill, honestly.)

She hoped she didn’t come off as dismissive to the entire cerulean bloodline, that wasn’t her intention at all! But you can only hear so many of them flaunting how many lowbloods they’ve either killed or tricked before you get a general idea in your head. Especially when you’re one of the ones on the chopping block.

“Oh, I see… And no worries about it, you’re not making me uncomfortable.” Mallek raised his hands up, chuckling awkwardly as he rubbed the back of his head. “I understand, the whole cast situation is total bullshit, to be honest, it’s only natural that your cautious and curious to my abnormal behavior compared to other cerulean bloods.” 

(funnily enough, you’ve already answered a few i had on the top of my head. mostly focused around if i should’ve absconded by now, but a few others too.)

Boldir mentioned with a soft smile. She was very glad that, so far, Mallek seemed fairly genuine. Not even a slight hint of snootyness. She wrote a few things in her notepad before tucking it away into her coat.

93% stardust ,    with souls made of flames       we are all just stars that have people ’ s names

That really would be the only possible explanation, wouldn’t it? Boldir scratched her chin in thought, taking a moment to try and quell the whirlwind of both new and old theories now bouncing around in her head. You simply can’t drop a truth like that on a conspiracy theorist and not expect her to be mentally reeling. She took a deep breath and focused back to Vriska, her expression betraying signs of excitement.

(a future with no hemospectrum almost sounds too good to be true. if this some sort of ruse, then that would be very cruel. getting a lowblood’s hopes up like that.)

However, she can’t say she’d be surprised if that was the case. It wouldn’t be the first time and sure as hell not the last. Still, Boldir couldn’t shake the fact that it’d sting a little bit more than the usual jeers this time around.

ᚐᚚᚌ ⊰ Vriska shrugs lightly, still leaning against her sword.

ᚐᚚᚌ⊰♏⊱ᚒ “This 8in’t my timeline, why                   would I lie?”                 “Go ahead and think a8out it-                  eventually Alternia isn’t gonna                  8e separ8d 8y caste. Seadwellers                  and low8loods getting along-”

(well, you did lie about murdering someone. not a great one and you did admit to it shortly afterwards, but a lie nonetheless.)

Boldir pointed out, casually glossing over the fact that she believed it for a minute. Dang, the one time you decide to take the facts at face value and it just so happened to be the most obvious thing on the planet. Regardless, the whole idea of a casteless society was fascinating. If there wasn’t the ever looming threat of being killed for any kind of thought other than the status quo, she might’ve started a board for this.

(a decade??? that’s pretty short for something so culturally and socially ingrained to change....)

She paused for a moment, reorganizing and updating her thoughts.

==> PESTER: daniel avidan is a valid troll name lol ( closed! ) ↪ @steadfastconspiracies

Nepeta laughed, and carefully tugged onto Boldir’s hat. 

(clearly you haven’t been around me long enough.)

Boldir laughed with a slight shake of her head. In all fairness, her tan wasn’t exactly on purpose, per sey. But it did sound a lot cooler that they were intentional. Better than ‘I got them running for my life where i nearly died lol’, anyway.

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞