dami 🩵

when someone trys to flirt but instead of flirting back i awkwardly stand there dumbfounded so I lwk just gotta die

little traumatized 2009 dinof meeting the boy of his dreams and just going for it despite all the homophobia thrown at him, you will forever be in my heart, you did the best possible thing for yourself when it would've been so much easier to hide away from the world and I am so proud of you!! Kiss that boy, smudge that sharpie, adopt that lion, find your soulmate, buy that phouse, take the leap, you'll finally end up right where you were always supposed to be (happy) <3

we as a society need more gl/yuri dating sims

i know phil is so relieved that they hard launched so now he can complain about not getting dan’s attention. what a beautiful world.

tonight im reading wuh luh wuh again.

can we arrest elon musk for lunar terrorism or something. i think the death penalty would suffice