tired as always

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"

you're from california ? like the hotel ?

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

@stcuttlefish look

when people on twitter or tiktok say “yeah tumblr is bad, its always been bad and gross and problematic” do they know its always been completely self-curated too or are we gonna leave that part out

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

reblog this to fuckin BITE all your mutuals

Fuck, this looks like my cat and she is also a biter

i think every gay person should get a monthly stipend for. piercings and such also beverages. and i think every trans person should get to hit people with sticks legally

I should be less worried about seeming annoying. plenty of people are annoying and they all seem to be doing fine