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Here's my Batjokes Secret Santa gift for @stclown! Happy holidays and I hope you enjoy :D

The Prequel to Somewhere Between Love And Abuse is now done and up for you to read.

It works as a standalone and it takes place right after Jason's death, so it's angsty and has characters using Very Healthy Coping Mechanisms™️(namely psychological warfare and denial), but it will get a little better by the end so there's that.

It's been split in two parts for my sanity's sake, and the next part is already done and I'll post it for Christmas.

Without people like Alfred, his obsession would’ve killed him within the first year. That’s not normal. He literally cannot stop himself from going out and fighting crime. He tried to stop being Batman before, but he always come back to it. He’s too afraid. He needs to be Batman. It’s all he thinks about.

By all means he should be dead. He’s basically insanely smart and lucky.

Thinking he’s personally responsible for the deaths in Gotham is his obsession. His compulsion is to train all the time and to go out every night to fight criminals.

“I need to be miserable and alone.”

“Using a gun makes me as bad as the serial killers”

My au where Joker has cancer-