The Truth Is We Out Here

headphones: in world: off dick: out

harambe: remembered

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

I just hurt myself from laughing at this. 

so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over the phone and the man told my mom that his son was breathing again and my mom was so pleased but then once the ambulances got there they radioed in asking for a psych eval because apparently the man had been giving cpr to a cantelope

don’t trust people who can’t admit their favorite characters have flaws

waluigi did nothing wrong

quick guys does anybody have that reaction gif of shaggy with a betrayed expression overlayed on top of shaggy looking wistfully near a tree?

i wanna do a flash mob with tons of puppies but they’ll probably forget every single move and i’ll try to get angry with them but they’re all just so damn adorable