isn't it funny how we all wanted to be professionals with degrees and high paying jobs but now we just want slow mornings, good coffee and a regulated nervous system.

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

“i’ll take care of you” will be one of the most gentlest things someone can say to you

As it turns out, I am exactly as awkward as I think I am

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money