Nonsense(:

What it’s like dealing with customers in retail

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE THE BEST ART TEACHER EVER OMFG THANK YOU

If all teachers taught their subjects the way just taught this, I would have been more interested in what they had to say and less in just doing the bare minimum to pass a test.

thets a fecking chyeld OH MY GORD

“G-oh, that’s porn.”

Kids learn this shit from their shitty fucking parents and that’s so sad

Ms. Frizzle?

WHAT.

Troy is so worried that Ryan is going to steal Gabriela. I don’t think it ever dawned on him that he was after his best friend.

every time i tell my friends that they’re shipped and they act like it’s ludicrous, i show them the clothes switch and they start to question life

OH MY GOD…

*throws phone across the room after sending a risky text*

did you ever notice that

this is important.

have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done

i’m either really smart or i fucked up entirely

obviously unplanned moments like this are why I love SNL

WHO IS SHE

BITCH THE HAIR FLIP SHE THINK SHE ME