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Hera: Chopper, we need that!

Chopper, holding Ezra over a trash can: Nope.

Hera: Gimme it—

Chopper: It’s garbage.

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Hera: Are you drinking enough water?

Ezra: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Ezra: Hondo, you risked your life to save me!

Hondo: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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Kanan: I know the secret you’ve all been keeping from me.

Sabine: Ezra's sith holocron?

Zeb: Sabine's secret stash of exposives?

Ezra: Zeb bitten a guy last week?

Chopper: My secret stash of exposives?

Kanan: What- no, I was going to say one of you left the fridge open last night.

Ezra: Oh.

Sabine: You should probably just ignore everything we just said then.

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Sabine: We thought you were dead!

Ahsoka: If only.

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Sabine: Oh no, we're going to jail!

Ezra: Zeb's going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.

Sabine: That's a good plan. You and I were kidnapped.

Zeb: If I'm going to jail, we're all going to jail!

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Kanan: Do you like my outfit?

Hera: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.

Hera: I need your chair, get up.

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Stortrooper: Listen kid, pickpocketing is a crime, so I want you to call your parents this instant!

Ten year old Ezra, pulls out a Ouija board: This might take a minute.

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*Thrawn step on a random lego left around*

Thrawn: WHY CAN'T THE REBELS STOP RUINING MY LIFE?!?!?!

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Maul: Do you ever talk about me?

Ezra: Only in therapy.

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*Hera and Kanan go on their honeymoon*

Chopper: DON’T GET PREGNANT I WANT TO BE THE BABY!!

Ezra: NO DO GET PREGNANT I WANT A BROTHER

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The night on the moon

Kallus: I made us some friendship bracelets.

Zeb: Oh that was very ni-

*Kallus handcuffs himself to Zeb*

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Zeb:Hey, are you asleep yet?

Kallus: Yes.

Zeb: Oh okay, I won’t bother you then.

*Later*

Zeb: Wait a second-

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Zeb: Hey Kallus?

Kallus: Hm?

Zeb: What are we?

Kallus: We're just tiny flakes in this galaxy with no understanding of the universe and how meaningless our little lives are just hoping we have some purpose in this short yet dragged out time we're alive.

Zeb: That's not what I- you know what? Nevermind.

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Kallus: Are you building a snowcat?

Zeb: Do you wanna join?

Kallus:

Kallus: Yes.

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Zeb: You can't deny there's something between us.

Kallus: You're right.

Kallus: And I'm afraid it's the law. And the snowcat.

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Kallus: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Zeb: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Kallus: Can I tell you something? Don't freak out.

Zeb: What makes you think I would freak out?

Kallus: I love you.

Zeb: I'm freaking out.

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Kallus: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Thrawn: You were gone?

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Kanan: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Ezra: Even better!

Kanan: What did you-

Ezra holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy.

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Zeb: Bro, dude, homie, man, calm down.

Kallus with his eye twitching: I’m your boyfriend.

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Ezra, on comm: Hera.

Hera: Yeah?

Ezra: Hypothetically-

Hera: I'm picking you up.

Ezra: Thanks.

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Sabine: What did you get Ezra for his birthday?

Kanan: I got him a loth cat.

Sabine: No way! So did I!

Hera: I also got Ezra a loth cat!

Zeb: Looks like we had the same idea.

Sabine: Chopper! Please tell me you didn't get Ezra a loth cat as well!

Chopper: I got him a kitty!

*Ezra sitting on the ground, surrounded by cats*

Ezra: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

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Hera: It’s not illegal.

Stormtrooper staring into Phantom which is full of meilooruns: But, there’s so much-

Hera: But it’s not illegal.

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