anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.
that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.
like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.
yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'
thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.
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if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued
#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally#jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc
"Qui-Gon didn't try to buy Anakin or the engine because there wasn't anyone in town who offered a credit exchange service" wrong. Qui-Gon gambled for Anakin under the table because after dealing with the Cyrkon Delinquency of 24850, Master Olobi, Esq, has personally promised to hang by the the toes from the highest tower of the Temple for one week any Jedi who generates any trackable legal transaction or obligation between the Order and the Hutts.
tbh a huge fandom pet peeve of mine is how little SW fans realise regionality when it comes to things in universe.
loth cats are a specific species on lothal and are distinct from tooka. life day is a wookiee holiday. karabast is a lasat swear. alderaanians celebrate name days over birth days. what food you have access to differs from planet to planet. technology differs depending on what section of the galaxy you live in. political views differ depending on what section of the galaxy you live in. what may be common knowledge for your favourite character is completely foreign to someone else.
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it genuinely melts my brain watching people take sith monologues at face value like they’re TED talks instead of… you know… villain speeches.
like. these are not neutral historians. these are not unbiased narrators. these are men who wake up every morning and choose manipulation as a lifestyle.
and yet people hear palpatine whispering into anakin’s ear like “the jedi are hiding things from you… they don’t trust you…” and go. wow. compelling. source: dude in a hood who has never told the truth once in his life.
HELLO???
of course he’s going to say that. what else is he supposed to do. sit anakin down and go “hi yes i am actively trying to emotionally isolate you from your support system so i can turn you into my apprentice and ruin your life” like be serious 😭
same with maul going “you’ve been indoctrinated by the jedi” as if HE wasn’t raised in a sith pipeline since childhood. sir. that is not a revelation.
and dooku. walking around like a philosophy professor going “the republic is corrupt” yeah okay, we know, and your solution is… fascism with extra lightning???
like yes. the jedi made mistakes. but, they’re an institution, not a divine being. but the leap from “the jedi aren’t perfect” to “the sith are telling the truth actually” is INSANE to me.
The thing is "Padawan. Steal a car." is actually one of the oldest and noblest Jedi traditions. Part of the standard duties of being a Padawan involves securing the getaway vehicle when your assignment has gone sideways six times over and developed into a full Situation. They have all done this. I know in my heart that even Luminara at some point looked at a situation and sighed and asked Barriss to please steal a car before the shooting starts.
Summary: In a world where Mando is more proactive about finding the child a teacher for his own good, Ahsoka refuses from the beginning to take Grogu as her apprentice.
The Togruta woman gave no indication she was listening. Mando continued after her, insistent.
“Please, you have to train him. You’re my last lead. I’ve scoured the galaxy for somebody who can understand him better than I do and can help him live the life he’s supposed to have—”
“Who’s to say that life isn’t with you?” the Jedi asked. “You care for him. You’re capable. He wants to be with you.”
“It doesn’t matter what I want. I’m not enough.”
“You seem to have been doing well thus far.”
“Jedi, look at me,” the Mandalorian snapped. Tano stopped short, glaring over her shoulder at him. “He is capable of things I have no way of understanding: this is for his own good because I am not enough. If you refuse to teach him, you're dooming him to a life of being hunted without the means to fight back.”
“Is that what you want?" the Jedi said flatly. “For him to fight?”
“What choice does he have?" Mando barked. “He's going to outlive me and be killed by the first person who wants to dissect him to find a way to tap into those powers themselves— He deserves a chance to live. He needs one of his own kind to teach him to wield his powers. A life with me is no life for a kid; he's a target by association and the danger I face compounds his own. Without instruction, he'll have to keep running simply because he can use whatever it is you Jedi sense. This isn't about training him to protect others," Din said. “This is about him being able to defend himself when I'm gone.”
Ahsoka paused. He continued, frustration lacing his tone.
“Even if there comes a time Moff Gideon is defeated, even if I'm the one who does it and I survive, my life is incredibly short in relation to his. He may very likely still be a child if- if I'm old enough to die of natural causes. Even that fate seems unlikely. Mandalorians do not have a long life expectancy.”
Ahsoka glances away. He sees it.
“And if I can't defeat the Moff, if we’re always on the move, what kind of life is that for a child who ages at a tenth the rate I do?"
The Mandalorian continued. “You said you knew one like him, yes?”
“… Yes," Ahsoka said cagily.
“How old were they?"
She hesitated.
“How old were they?" Mando demanded. She still didn't answer. He huffed in agitation, gesturing to the child playing on the rocks. “He is fifty years old, Jedi. And he's a child. I'm not going to live long enough to see him become the age where he's even capable of taking care of himself, let alone protecting himself.”
“Has he ever lashed out in anger?" Ahsoka interjected. “You said yourself he's a child.”
“He doesn't use his powers to hurt people. He heals them. I've seen it.”
“He's never used his powers to harm someone not at fault? Think hard.”
“Of course not—!”
“Because that's not what he told me.”
Din froze. The Togruta woman smiled bitterly, clasping her hands behind her and looking out over the moors. “I asked him when we spoke if he ever retaliated in anger. Trained Jedi can usually tell when the mind— especially that of a child— lies, but there was no need. He told me he once thought you were in danger, and he strangled a woman with the Force to keep you safe.”
There was a gap of silence as Cara Dune's panicked expression flashed across his mind's eye, and the Mandalorian's shoulders slumped. He'd had to rush to the child and assure him that he was unharmed, that Cara was a friend, and had the child not understood him he would have been at a loss for how to break the child's focus and get him to release whatever invisible, intangible grip he had on her throat as Cara silently choked for air.
Ahsoka bowed her head. “The Jedi were not infallible. We're still mortals capable of making the same mistakes as anyone. It's why the Order held themselves to such high standards: we knew how capable we were of these kinds of feats and sought to rein in the possibility of failure because the consequences of acting on our emotions instead of discernment would always be more destructive and devastating than those of ordinary people. Accountability was paramount. Discipline is difficult; it extended to every aspect of our lives. Left without it, Force users succumbed to their feelings of fear, anger, and hatred.”
“So train him. Teach him that discipline.”
She turned back to the cairns where the child played, spreading his fingers through the moss. ”If he loses touch with the Force, he's less likely to hurt innocent people, including those he loves.”
“But if he loses those powers,” Din pleaded, “Who's going to keep him safe when he's alone?”
Author’s Note: At this point in the season Mando should have been desperate to find the kid a teacher for the kid’s own good because he knows that’s his best chance of survival. If Ahsoka was in search of Thrawn, there was never a chance she would have taken Grogu as her apprentice. I think she should have told Mando that at the beginning and given him the location of Tython so he could be on his way without wasting his time. She was planning to storm the castle herself anyway, and Mando has no connection to the people of Calodan.
I also thought the entire second act of this episode was too slow and mellow because there was no conflict for Mando to overcome in an effort to convince Ahsoka to train the kid. I think this scene makes for a more dynamic discussion and compelling reason for why Mando wants the kid trained and why Ahsoka can’t take him, and I think conflict driving this discussion is a better means of giving exposition.
The movie was hella cute and fun, had my gripes with it but enjoyed myself despite them, and these sillies were everything, I love how there were parts with 0 human faces at times xP. Rotta and Grogu were such a fun duo 😭 and of course Din and Grogu are everything.
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Aliens of the Galaxy is this really awesome (canon) in-universe guidebook, written as a travel log by a character from the GFFA, as they document the various alien species, from Togruta to Ewoks to Gungans to Kel Dor to Lasat to Jawas to Tuskens. IT’S SUCH A COOL BOOK with lots of really cool little observations and facts about the various cultures in the galaxy!
#THE FACT THAT THIS GUIDEBOOK EXISTS IN-UNIVERSE IS SO FUNNIE TO ME #I bet the Imperial version is…. AWFUL. (via @coruscas)
I think I just blacked out at the thought of what the Imperial version of this would look like. In a way, it’d be sort of fascinating for what it would have to say about the way the Empire treated so many alien species and the horrifying xenophobia of it all, but also I’m not sure I could really get into it it, because even just getting snippets in various books and comics of things like declassifying Wookiees as a sentient species so they could make them into work animals, is more than I want to handle most days.
But also it would be sort of interesting to have a guide to point at to show, yes, Star Wars has this really cool deliberate narrative of in-universe unreliability baked into so many of the stories it tells. Not everything you read–not even reference guides sometimes (though, you have to read the disclaimers to tell which is an objective/omniscient book and which is an in-universe book and how much their point of view is affecting things) is meant to be 100% objectively true.
So, like, an Imperial version of this probably exists in the GFFA and it is probably THE ABSOLUTE WORST.
some of the best storytelling in star wars is buried in an mmo class story with a declining playerbase, the critically panned and rushed sequel to a more well received rpg, and a 19 book multi author series that for the most part reading feels like jury duty. and for these to really have the right impact you had to discover them when you were 14
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