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No Milestones, is that a problem?

“I see you included a note to provide our product milestones for the investor deck. We don’t have any milestones, is that a problem?”

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“We got a meeting this Friday with a legit VC, are investors going to want us to have a business plan?”

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“Our value proposition is the only thing left to figure out before we start pitching…”

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#HockeyStickGrowth

(Reviewing new presentation slides, founder and designer)

Founder: I don’t like the way you'vre done this traction graph, it looks too flat.

Designer: I made the graph using your excel data, it is accurate.

Founder: It looks like we aren’t really gaining users, it needs to be going up and to the right.

Designer: Do you have the numbers to make a graph like that?

Founder: No not yet, but just make it look like a hockey stick.

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“Sure, I’d be happy to give you my opinion on the industry. I’ll need some shares in exchange for that.”

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Spotted in the wild at GroundUP Houston.

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