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a necromancer is just a really late healer

So that’s how he lost his medical license.

Or your money back

Cool. Have a happy day.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

To person who invented 0!, thanks for the confusion

can you imagine drifting in that shit

I had this idea in high school, except with the bed in front of the cab. I’m glad I didn’t see it through.

adhd culture is plugging in your headphones ready to bOp and then two hours later realising you haven’t actually pressed play

Thanks for reminding me that I’m listening to silent headphones.

I do this all the time.

Squeaky toys are just a cute way for your dog to satisfy his/her murderous instincts.

They’re a way for me to overcome boredom.

This is great

Yes! I’m gonna get me a new shirt.