i miss john’s compazine dependency from the earlier seasons sm it felt like he was throwing up after every minor inconvenience.

if er season 8 was good there would have been an episode where abby was hungover the whole time while john and luka gave her increasing more elaborate/expensive gifts to impress her. i’m talking about luka ordering a bouquet for her and in response carter just. fills the er with roses. abby is too exhausted to care about anything but getting through the shift tho. it ends when kerry threatens their jobs and susan tells them to just talk to abby about it. but abby’s already gone by the time they try to find her.

thinking about the implications of abby bleaching her hair offscreen between s8 and s9. absolutely insane of her. she kisses this guy once and is immediately like “okay i need to look like the girl he was in love with that died a couple of weeks after i met her. literally wtf abby

the ideal carlubby (?) dynamic is actually a polycule where abby is the hinge and carter and luka get into physical fights over who gets to go out with her that night.

abby lockhart should have been allowed two boyfriends. for being Woman Of All Time

oh abby lockhart you may just be the woman of all time