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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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i have GOT to pee more
THIS IS A UTI POST NOT A PEE FETISH POST THIS TIME
Rewatching the original "The Little Mermaid" animated movie while working on something else... I can't quite recall at the moment (early into it atm) if this movie ever establishes Eric as the heir of the throne of his kingdom.
I think it'd be really funny if Eric was actually a younger brother. So, like, maybe he's a duke, actually, but he still gets the title of Prince. Travels the sea a lot, unlike a more landlocked heir. Hanging out at this summer seaside palace while the rest of the family is elsewhere for some reason.
Like, imagine Eric's parents and older brother and maybe sister-in-law and niblings getting that letter at the end of this movie. Nearly drowned. Miraculously washed ashore. Fell in love with a mysterious voice and then a mute girl. Got enchanted by a shape-shifting sea witch and nearly married her. Killed the sea witch after she turned into a giant. Married the aforementioned girl who turned out to be the beloved youngest daughter of the mythical King Triton instead and have now established a strong alliance with the merpeople. Wild summer! Wish you were here!
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Why do my Minecraft builds make some people so angry I genuinely don’t understand
if i had to guess its because you have at least one diamond tool and are living in a dirt shack, which ppl dont like because most popular minecraft creators are builders/good at building, which has convinced people that building cool bases is The Most Important Thing about the game
But my dirt shack is so cozy though
If any of y’all are the praying type, one of my uncles was recently in a really bad car accident and is going in for surgery on his spine tomorrow so if you could send some good vibes to my family that would be appreciated

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What I’ve learned from my Minecraft posts is that everyone is judging me for carrying five pickaxes at once.
Do y’all not burn through pickaxes like crazy when you’re mining?
Or you can keep six pickaxes in your hot bar and not have to stop for even one second when one of them breaks because then you can just switch to the next one
For the first time this contest I saw someone complain that Senshi is too conventionally attractive, it’s been rampant with Grace, some people have been saying it about Tenna and now they got Senshi, it’s like Josh Johnson once said “no one is safe” but seriously guys please don’t argue over characters deserving to be here, they made finals, they earned their place okay guys
holy shit, chat
saying “you are a burden on society” is just such a weird framing of priorities It’s like saying “wow, think how much better gas mileage your car would get if you weren’t sitting in it” or “think how dry that umbrella would be if you weren’t holding it in between you and the rainstorm”. the things we create? they’re for us. they are meant to carry us. they are meant to protect us. we are meant to hold them up to keep us dry.
why do we even have a society if not to take care of each other?
Absolutely adore this

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I fear I must remind people.
TUMBLR SEXYMAN DOES NOT INHERENTLY MEAN NON-CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
This is not a hear me out cake. This is a who are you hot for cake. Sit down and be nice, I'm getting an icing rose.
you put those tags on this post where they belong
hey did I ever post the best business card I’ve ever been given by a customer?
a woman wanted me to let her know if I had a particular item in storage, and she went to get a card out of her purse and went ‘oh no. I’m out of my work cards, I’m so sorry about this’ and handed me this:
apparently her husband made them for her as a joke but then she just had like 300 of them so they’re her backups when she runs out of her real business cards.
I love that Dungeon Meshi's creator is like "I based Senshi off this old dude in our building that won't stop doing his laundry in his underwear, he's weird."
And tumblr (justifiably) wants him carnally.

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