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Someone’s talking about harry potter in my vicinity so I have to physically restrain my self from jumping in and spewing knowledge about hornkus binglefuck

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

"People who like Snape clearly didn't read the books." "Snape was so much worse in the books." That's not going to work on me. I like him even more in the books.

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?