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ok have you thought about pizza delivery guy remus lupin who ends up having to deliver two large pizzas to mildly drunk james and sirius. sirius is giggling like a loon and he’s making doe-eyes at remus and trying to get him to stay for a while to party with them. and remus would be like “uhm i’m working??” and then james comes to the door and takes one look at sirius and turns to remus and goes “he thinks ur hot” and takes the pizza and walks away and remus is just like “yeah uhm... that’s great? but you still have to pay” and sirius is all ;) and remus goes “WITH MONEY” so anyways sirius, thinking he’s being really clever, writes his number on the money and remus is like “great thanks bye” and for the next few weeks sirius keeps ordering pizzas at that same time just to see the cute pizza delivery guy again and again. BUT one time remus has to call out sick and sirius opens the door and to his disappointment it’s not the cute brown-haired remus, but a fiery redhead and james is like hellooooooo ;)