Space Nerd

[Image Described: a young Black woman (or older teenager, I'm bad at ages by appearance) in a headband with her (assuming, because I think I've seen this person in a meme but can't place it) fists pumped and screaming into the camera. End I.D]

women should get even more childless

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

the well ok of it all

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"