Space Nerd

it’s crazy to me how ice water is a uniquely american phenomenon. it’s the greatest drink in the entire world. how have other countries not hopped on board? genuinely don’t understand how sparkling water is ubiquitous in a way that simple ice water isn’t. whenever i ask for ice water outside the u.s., they put 2 ice cubes in a glass, and i’m always too ashamed of being american to ask for more. but it’s our single healthy habit! luckily i am always prepared (half gallon insulated water bottle that i fill with ice myself and then fill with water and always carry around with me) but it really is baffling every time i travel.

hey. dont cry, ok? vgk got shut out at home in an elimination game during the stanley cup finals ❤️

Use your PTO

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

Happy pride month everyone

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

LOVE WINS 🥳🤡🥧

sure this is a funny story because clowns but also this really is a beautiful moment of human connection

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence