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having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

let's all get into happy healthy long-lasting relationships with people that we are comfortable to be ourselves with

countries will be like “nooooo our birth rate is falling exponentially and it’s effecting our economy” and immigrants will be like “hey can you let us in so we can boost your economy and fill your empty jobs and raise our children here” and inevitably the country is like “the only thing worse than a large scale collapse of our population is letting foreigners live here”

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

yeah sure i'll reblog that

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

Americans when they find non Americans talking about non American things.

Just got a Spam call, I answered it with "Hello, Edinburgh Cremetorium, you kill em', we grill em', how may I take your call?" They hung up.