ashley stormborn

this means more to me than it should

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

this sucks so bad I need to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] eat a man's heart in the marketplace

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

actors STOP getting BOTOX it is your literal JOB to move that FOREHEAD

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad