local wizard enjoyer

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

Lesbian polycule where they each take turns being the evil intimidating horse

yvette camille and percy as a trio is so incredibly funny to us. two fancy bird-elf ladies and some weird guy they found

unfortunately by virtue of The Circumstances (where percy is in the xenoblade au we have for him) it's incredibly unlikely he'd be able to meet them before. gestures vaguely to camille's fate. but we can still think about it