local wizard enjoyer

sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive

if the sunshiney character doesn’t have to cover their mouth up trying not to laugh at every sharp comment, completely altering how everyone else thinks abt the sunshiney character, then what’s the point

if the humidity doesn't go down before we have to go out again i fear we may have a repeat of yesterday.

we have to reclaim mid

not everything has to be good sometimes the most important thing is that something isn't bad

squids have commandeered my post

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

I like it when there is an animal

in hindsight looking back on some of our other recent flareups dirk was also acting weird then too. did. did he know ???