local wizard enjoyer

tumblr i do not need to have tags whoever finds my posts is the chosen one

is it okay for a man to have a bob..........

also are we sure that's a man. there could be estrogen in the chocolate (imagines willy wonka as a beautiful and frightening woman) you know I think I could forgive anyone for turning a child blue and spherical

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

just sneezed so hard it made my neck stop hurting #ReverseCharlieKirk

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

in case yallre wondering how it’s going we have been listening to the same song on loop for like 3+ days. the only break was bc ciaran was in charge today and they don’t like it

a full week now. blows away in the wind.

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

that said, if you're filming a TV show turn the goddamn lights on what the hell is wrong with you