local wizard enjoyer

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

I like it when there is an animal

in hindsight looking back on some of our other recent flareups dirk was also acting weird then too. did. did he know ???

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'