Star Trek is for losers

“Not all the time, only when it fits the mood and if they compliment my figure. Bingo, we have a winner, didn’t take you that long to figure that out!”

“How do you sex it up in dresses?”           “how often?”                  “Do you shave?”                      “I missed a lot being away from Terra.” 

★— “……….”

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAA”                “Don’t hit me Steve! Just because the Illuminati are the real rulers!” 

“Fine, you can be the best man in a dress, this wedding is going to be crazy enough anyway. And come on, I’ve been in dresses before, I’m not wearing one in my wedding day. I doubt that Steve would be into it either. in the bedroom, however, it’s a whole new different deal.”

“You wear dresses in the bedroom?”           “But why? If you’re naked?”                                 “...Roleplay?”

★— “When exactly is Tony not here? You realise he’s  always in his lab downstairs, and there’s a high probability  that he’s listening to this conversation right now.”  

“Is tony the Illuminati?”

“Okay, okay, fair enough, the trip to space was amazing.”

"You know, I almost forgot that you live in here, I passed by your room and it…smelled really bad, to say the least. And hey, Cap just proposed, he better not hear you talking about weddings so early..!"

“I let you on my SHIP once do not               forget that Tone! C’mon, let’s talk                                  about cake and dresses and suits.” 

#demoninabottle#{John agreed too}

"Peter, you live in my house and don’t have a single penny, my checkbook is worth more than you."

"How much is your house worth Tony?"