The OG Space Ace

qimir: would you ever consider (letting me fuck you rough & love you tender)? osha: nah bro qimir: osha: qimir: *moves closer so that she can feel the heat radiating off his enormous biceps* qimir: last chance osha: well we BOTH know that's a lie

wild that qimir/the stranger serves both cottagecore, with his cozy little cave & his crockpot & his DIY welding crafts, & carnagecore, with his wholesale slaughter of seven out of eight jedi

I think the shock and brutality of the smash cut to Jecki (and Yord) dead in the jungle is meant to jumpscare us out of being too enraptured with Qimir or lulled into the “I’m just a guy who is making soup” routine. He is seducing the audience at the same time as Osha, so lest you forget, here are Jecki and Yord abandoned and covered in flies.

All criticisms of The Acolyte are invalid because evil Manny Jacinto is hot.