there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I hate that social media has created this environment where, if you aren’t talking about or posting something online, people assume it doesn’t exist. Even including your personality. Some stuff is just personal and so much goes on behind the scenes, I don’t need to bait my whole life out and reveal every thought and opinion just to ‘prove’ to randoms that I’m an interesting person and that I’m doing something with my life. Like who am I trying to impress? Who am I living for, you or me? If you wanna know who I am then talk to me, don’t think you know me cos you follow me on social media lool

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

And your bills.

Amen.

And some just for yourself and personal needs

And some for unexpected emergencies and paid drills

And some to help those who deserve it

And enough to build your savings

And enough for small happy things to keep your sanity up.

I wanna be in that type of love where just looking at them makes you smile. Where it’s hard to keep your heart from pounding a million miles a minute by being near them. Where looking at the sun set makes you day dream about them. Where you can’t imagine a future without them. Where being so happy and in love you start to tear-up just realizing it. Where you love each other for the rest of your lives. And couldn’t be happier together.

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

me citing a source: i said what i said

Bless her heart she tried so hard to hold that in lol

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

get him

SLAAAAAY

amish people are just acoustic human beings